It's a Girl!

Robb and his wife Dalee just had a baby May 24. It was a midnight child. Born in the wee-est hours of the morning. Congrats to you Bob! Let us know what her name is going to be.

This baby which came a few weeks before the expected due date. This made it impossible for Robb to join us on the rafting expedition. Yesterday it happened. The craziest rafting expedition ever, just as expected. We faced almost certain peril at points. But the glory was ours as we rode the grandest rapid of them all. There will most certainly be images to come. Just you wait...

The Rafting Expedition

It is going down in the Nth degree. The rafting expedition is going to be the sickest non-scout related ride ever. On Tuesday, May 24, Captain Kirk, El Guapo, Snut a.k.a. Puff, and Thee Doctor MD are going to raft the provo river. It is going to be way crazier than when Taco, Bird Boy and Kirk did it about 3 years ago. And better than the senior picinic rafting Bird and Beaver did back in the day.

Guapo has dug a some specs for the upcoming river flow, which I can't seem to upload at the moment. But basically it shows a graph of when the peak water flow will be. And we are going to be riding it just days before it hits its maximum.

Also, the local news stations did all kinds of stories about how fast the rivers are flowing. It is going to be absolutely nuts. It is for this reason we are renting rafts that can handle some real rapids, helmuts, and life jackets. We have some one who will be taking pictures of pieces of the expeditions so stay tuned.

Just for your info

Mark told me once that he was gay.

La Servesa

This photo, taken by Mark Dalecki, is of Caleb serving some guy who is getting sued for about $5000.00.

Also, in regards to Robbs previous post Mark says, "I only gave him what he wanted."

El Guapo needs to set the record straight

Mr. Bird Boy,

I got enough crap from the rest of you guys before you all went on you missions. Dalecki would send my pink envelopes with rainbow flags and martimony proposals on them. From himself, I might add (not even posing as a girl). I heard all about you dates and scoring when I was eating dirt.

Lets just say I was happy to be home and I knew you were all concerned about what I was up to.

Cheer up Charlie

the Bird here, anyone remember this? :

What's up, this is the bird. I dug this up and thought you all might enjoy. Click on each image to see full size:

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This is what Rob sent out just after he finished his mission to those of us still on missions. Just look at the way he taunts us- he refers to a roadtrip we took to Newport Beach during high school.

The Bo$$ aka Snut

To the...
Man with the floss, who could pross in russia
It's the Boss, he won't trust ya
but yo, check it, he's a
lo-down true fool ready to make a scene who
could it be? believe it or not its just me
and we as brothas won't stop
sit back and watch all the ladies flock.
It's a...
plan who's the man, servin Lithuanian
no more Elder its humanitarian
aid air raid, can't fade his style with a smile
don't question his position on a mission to please
pay attention did i mention the reason that he's
the Bo$$
get the IBC, winehard's Vanilla Cream
Its a dream, it the truth, you want proof
here's the scoop.
Its like...
I know what I know and his name is David O
so check hit the dance floor
I can be a dance pole
Puff let us go
Cali-o back out to the valley yo
he's got...
oversees recipes that OLG's need
he's hooking up the boys with the toys we'll enjoy
that's why the Bo$$ can toss the sauce
that's why it costs to rock with us
a fully decorated, P.I.M.P.
gang relate, affiliate with L-O-P-E-Z

Drew Down

Let me spit this straight cause Drew is back
And he’s rollin legit how you feel about that?
He’s been creepin on the D.L see, like TLC
Making tons of cheese like a recipe
Are you hearing me? Try listening
And maybe you will see
He’s still represents at his J.O.B.
Taking clients loot like a robbery
It’s the APC doing things the right way
Keep the suckas guessin at what I might say
At the right time and with the right lines
I come with the sick rhymes all the time
I like playing these games with people like you
You can’t stop LO-PEZ and you can’t stop Drew
It’s like oooo! We got nothing to prove. We got everything to loose
So we keep our game tight like the lace in my shoes
I knew from day one that double D wouldn’t quit
That’s why I’m on the mic to make another dope hit
Bringing the good news it’s the gospel of Kirk
Drew’s back with the crew bringing ya’ll the big hurt
With a smirk on our faces like it’s wedding night
I’m just spitting the facts like walter cronkite
I’m CNN, I’m headline news
Lopez is back and we got the whole crew